resignation

handed in my resignation last week, or rather, sent in via email. my boss probably thinks "oh finally, cos i was expecting this for long time" well...he thinks i'm unhappy working here. i'm not exactly unhappy..just that i'm not happy at what i'm doing, but that doesnt mean im unhappy, correct?

i found another job in another industry, something i wanted to try out for a long time, something i think i will excel better in (cross fingers). my current company didn't mention anything about asking me to stay. maybe they didn't believe in that? if they would have given me a pay raise, i might have consider staying, but nope, no words from them, nothing, null, zilch...

it makes me more determined to leave, if they think hiring new blood is better than keeping the 'old' staff...

all the best to me in my new job! :-)

now this is funny..

11.05pm, guy and gal were chatting happily, when guy uncontrollably yawns

bad example ============

gal (sounding out): you feeling sleeping??

guy: yeah, tired from work...

gal (sounds concern): ok, shan't disturb u, go and sleep lah

guy: ok, you have an early nite too..

guy hangs up the phone. 5 min later, phone rings awaken by the phone rings,

guy: hello?

gal: .............

guy: who's this?

gal (feeling unjust): you felt very bothered by me is it?

guy (confused): huh? what?

gal: .............

guy: why? what happened?

gal: you find me very bothersome is it?

guy: bothersome? why you said this??

gal: ..............

guy: what's the matter? how i would know if you dun say it out?

gal: we are chatting halfway, and you yawn, and went off to sleep...

guy: b...but, you are the one who ask me to go to sleep...

gal: you already said want to sleep already, what else u want me to say?

guy: haiz... if you wanna chat, just say so... what for tell me to go sleep, and feeling unhappy in the end?

gal: since when i'm unhappy?

guy: isn't this unhappy? ok ok, i won't sleep the next time, will that do?

gal: what's the point? i want you to chat with me willingly, and not because afraid that i will be unhappy...

in the end, guy spend some time comforting gal, actual sleep time is 11.40pm, plus the earlier argument, he did not have a good sleep. what worse is the gal may argue with the same thing again the next day.

good example ============

gal (sounding out): you feeling sleepy?

guy (tired vocal, but sound interested) : abit, tired from work. but you have not finished talking, carry on, i will be listening.

gal (felt consoled): orh, but since you are tired, go and sleep then

(still sounding out) never fall into the trap and hang up the phone

guy: there's no afternoon break today, indeed more tiring. how abt i give u a call tomorrow morning. let's chat awhile more ok? (tells the reason, and offer make up measure)

gal: oh ok. go and sleep now, you must be tired.

gal is willing to let guy go sleep, but guy must do a bit more than this

guy: so what time you are going to sleep?

gal: not sure, probably a bit later.

guy: ok, but not too late, not good for health. i will be heart pain one hor...

gal (feeling loved): ok lah...

guy: i love you the most! (even if eyes are shutting also must remember to say this impt words, else all effort wasted)

gal: i loved you too, have a good rest! (happy till can float liao)

guy: ehmm...

gal hang up the phone

in the end, 11.10pm. guy sleep peacefully, and probably a morning call from gal the next day...

conclusion 1: female wants feeling and care. most of the time, female's logic cannot be figure out with a reasoning mind.

conclusion 2: say a few more touching words, concerning lines, will save you more than ½hr of precious time

conclusion 3: when encounter the above situation, must always let the gal hang up the phone first. else it will be disastrous...

conclusion 4: if your gf isn't like the one in the example, then congrats to u! treasure her! but if otherwise, dun accuse her of being unreasonable. what she wants is very simple..

went back to my previous company for a visit after lunch..though its not the first time going back, after i left about 9 months ago. i still keep in good contact with excolleagues there..thanks to advancement of technology (instant messaging).

its abit weird. some people recognise me, and went "eeh?!" i just smiled and went on my way. talk to a few excolleagues, some were just abit busy..others were just..their usual selves..

i had work there for years, before changing job. i dont feel nostalgic about the place, just that i get along well with colleagues there..my dar is also working there..

i guess its hard to find colleagues..whom u can keep as friends..im glad i found a few..

friday treats..

ok guys..jus a couple more hours to go before leaving office..cmon peeps..endure!
a little treat for u...


No Spika da Inglesh
A bus stop at a remote town in the USA and 2 Italian men get on.They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but herattention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses cometogether.I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. Icome again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."" You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the ladyindignantly.In this country.......we don't speak aloud in publicplaces about our sex lives........"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'ma justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."


I BET YOU GONNA READ THIS AGAIN!!!!!

backstab?

this morning, i happen to be talking to my exboss. he told me that he heard something about me, from my boss. A person whom thought himself as one of my bosses told my boss' boss something bad and untrue about me. well, not totally untrue, but at this point of time, its really untrue. well my boss is pretty upset that the person whom he thought is one of my bosses didnt go to him, and instead went straight to his boss. my exboss know of this cos he was talking to my boss few days ago.

and guess wat, the person whom he thought is one of my bosses came sneaking up on me while i was halfway thru this..and uses my computer while i was at the pantry! wow..didn't know such people actually exists...

i better log out now..just in case he come preying on me again..
peace out!

romancing woman..

yet another input..of men and women.....enjoy!

In the world of romance, one single rule applies to the men:
Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get Brownie points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)
In the rain (+8)
But return with Beer (-5)

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (- 50)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
Named Tina (-4)
Tina who is a dancer (-6)
Tina who has silicon implants (-80)

HER BIRTHDAY
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3) It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)

A NIGHT OUT
You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)

ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)

COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying
what looks like a concerned _expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

fish friday....

John Smith was the only Protestant to move into a large Catholic neighbourhood. On the first Friday of Lent, John was outside grilling a big juicy steak on his grill.

Meanwhile, all of his neighbours were eating cold tuna fish for supper. This went on each Friday of Lent. On the last Friday of Lent, the neighbourhood men got together and decided that something had to be done about John. He was tempting them to eat meat each Friday of Lent, and they couldn't take it anymore.

They decided to try and convert John to Catholicism.
They went over and talked to him. John decided to join all of his neighbors and become a Catholic, which made them all very happy.

They took him to church, and the priest sprinkled some water over him, and said, "You were born a Baptist, you were raised a Baptist, and now you are a Catholic."

The men were so relieved, now their biggest Lenten temptation was resolved.
The next year's Lenten season rolled around. The first Friday of Lent came, and, just at supper time, when the neighbourhood was settling down to their cold tuna fish dinner, the smell of steak cooking on a grill came wafting into their homes. The neighbourhood men could not believe their noses! WHAT WAS GOING ON?

They called each other up and decided to meet over in John's yard to see if he had forgotten it was the first Friday of Lent. The group arrived just in time to see John standing over his grill with a small pitcher of water. He was sprinkling some water over his steak on the grill, saying, "You were born a cow, you were raised a cow, and now you are a fish."

Engineer vs MBA

A MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and
fell asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?"
The MBA ponders for a minute : "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

The Engineer friend is silent for a moment, then speaks.






"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".